Lawak Sir.Chem

Tadi bukak blog syusyu. Teringat pasal Sir Chem (Sir Syed). Orang ganu. Sangat suka buat lawak spontaneous! Contoh (copy dr blog syusyu je):

story 1

During chemistry period in lab , doing the gravimetric experiment .

s : nak ' kucau ' ( kacau ) . eh silap kacau .

sir : betul lah tu , kucau tu past tense utk kacau . kamu tak tau ke ?

s : -.-

story 2

quiz chemistry .

sir : bla bla ... 'Farther' (further ) .

z : sir bkn farther , further lah sir .

sir : ni dalam bahasa terengganu . (dgn muka selamba nya )

z : abes tu , father dalam bhse Ganu apa sir ?

sir : father ? daddy lah .

Sangattt kan? Sir ni ajar kami dari semester 1 lagi. Waktu tu dia baru je diterima jadi lecturer. Syukur sangat dapat Sir ni lagi semester ni. Kami harap sangat next sem dapat Sir Syed lagi. Walaupun macam impossible. Aminn ;]

Fact.

Oh dah pagi. Rutin macam ni selalu berlaku bila cuti yang lama. Ye cuti. Bila cuti, takde plan, tak tahu nak buat apa, online je la. Jadi burung hantu. Serious. Buat kawan-kawan yang selalu dapat my text pukul 4/5/6 pagi yang mengatakan "Gdnight" tu. Haha itu memang betullah baru nak tido. haha. And and and satu lagi fakta musim cuti ni, sememangnya akan bangun tengahari! Akan! Memang! Eventhough dah bangun pagi, dah mandi, dah tengok tv, nanti akan tidur semula till tengahari. Haha. cool tak? dodowl ade la. GOOD NIGHT! (ye ye saye tahu dah pagi. so good morning then!)

Once upon a time in 5 Science 2 class, there is a teacher and her students. The teacher known as Mrs.H. While the student is doing their exercise given by Mrs.H, suddenly they heard sounds “Ahhhhhhh...” all pens are stopped and the student face turn to where the sound came from. Then they heard it again "Ahhhhhhhh...” the student face became more wrinkles. Then again Mrs.H screams with a high pitch "Ahhhhhhh..." what happen??? The student already became E=mc². Later Ah Hong came in to the class. Everyone looked at him. He asked why you all starring at me? Then the whole class said TEACHER WAS CALLING YOU LAA..haha